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still looking for one divine hammer
October 25th, 2007 by wrekehavoc

…of course with my luck, i’d probably end up beating myself in the head. (actually, with my luck, i’d beat myself so senseless that i’d need yet more scans. i suspect i will soon hit the point that i will no longer need scans; they will merely darken the room and say: eureka! she has XYZ! i see it, clear as day, without machinery.)

but life will resume some peace and calm. today, as i mentioned in the last entry, we lost our field trip. we did, apparently, gain an extra shot today, to the tune of four shots. yes, four. BC did her best to completely freak jools out on the subject. oooh, they hurrrrrrrrt! ooooooohhhhh! i haaaaaaaaate shots!!!! waaaaaaahhhhh! (BC will cry early to avoid the rush.)

so i decided that we would make the morning as fun as we could to offset what i figured would be an afternoon from hell. first, we started to clean the inside of the fridge (woohoo! let’s replace the insulation next, or tackle plumbing!) until a shelf i washed and put back fell to the floor, resulting in a broken jar of applesauce AND a broken bottle of soy sauce. (see? even G-d doesn’t want me to be domestic.) i thought at first that i had slashed myself in the process, and i sat stunned for a second, trying to figure out whether i had soy sauce coming out of my finger or blood. i licked the wound (don’t judge me!) and realized that, in spite of the stuff that gets pumped into my veins every four weeks, i doubt i am starting to taste like a stir fry. as soon as jools looked concerned, i lightened up. noooo, mommy is okay. it’s only a flesh wound. (jools may be the only four year old who likes monty python.)

yep. we know us some good times around here.

then, i wondered randomly, as i looked in the cabinet for a fresh jar of applesauce — what can we do with a can of pumpkin? (note to self: are you a latent ADHD kinda grrl?) we found a recipe in one of my favorite bread machine books for pumpkin challah, so there went half the can. i used the rest in a pumpkin bean soup that no one save for me likes.

and then, it was shot time. i promised little man that he could pick a slurpee or nerds candy as his reward for getting three shots. unfortunately, when we arrived, we discovered that he actually needed his tetanus, too. four shots. woohoo. i put on the happiest face i could and told him that he could squeeze my hand as tightly as possible if he wanted and yell if he wanted. i braced myself to keep smiling and not cry. and i’ll be damned.

the boy did not cry. not once.

in fact, he made what i refer to as his lee harvey oswald face, then laughed between shots. i wasn’t sure whether to be overjoyed at this development or terrified that my son is a burgeoning psychotic. but 7-11, the magic you weave will never be forgotten in these parts. slurpee must be the elixir of life.

of course, now i’m reeling because my doctor’s office has apparently not yet received my IVIG, so i am not sure whether i am getting my treatment tomorrow or not. i should be secretly happy if it doesn’t arrive — i mean, i already had one IV this week, mr. vein needs a little rest. but there’s the trains must run on time part of me that just wants to stay on course.

but either way, it’ll be ok. i just won tickets to see tori amos. and reaction or no reaction, slurpee or no slurpee, hell or high water — i’m a’goin’.


5 Responses  
  • onthecurb writes:
    October 26th, 2007 at 8:18 am

    Your burgeoning psychotic…that’s hilarious. I’m cracking up over here with the lee harvey oswald face. I’ll have to look out for that one next time we get shots.

    Well before Gav’s last shot (some hep i forget what letter), he worked himself into a vomiting frenzy. You’d have sworn he had full blown flu. He puked in a bag all the way to the office and made several vomit trips to the restroom there. All shot anxiety. He chilled out after watching his 15-month old sister barely flinch from the several shots she got. Big woosy.

    Congrats on the tix win!

  • wrekehavoc writes:
    October 26th, 2007 at 8:55 am

    oh man. that blows (pun sort of intended)! i’m going through that now, wishing that BC had gone with us to see how brave jools is. her flu shot is in a week. i am tired of fighting with her. it’s daddy’s turn 😉

  • m2k writes:
    October 26th, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    nerds! i had no idea jools loved nerds. i used to love those candies! now i know how to bribe him if i ever need to. 🙂

  • Kelly O writes:
    October 28th, 2007 at 7:56 am

    Although I’m sorry you didn’t get treatment, I did have a blast at the Tori Amos show! (At least until I almost fell asleep.) (That’s not a comment on her amazing talent, of course.)

  • thanksgiving whine « wrekehavoc.com writes:
    November 20th, 2007 at 9:44 am

    […] 3)  good things come in threes. and i’m here to report that jools has decided to act like a camel, which would be really useful if i could ride him up I-95, gasoline being as expensive as it is these days. unfortunately, he has decided to be the less-than-nice part of being a camel: he has decided to spit at people when they piss him off. i’m not entirely sure where this comes from: no one in our family spits. in fact, he has heard me several times talking about the no-class bubbas who spit and who probably had the wrong end smacked at birth. but mr. man has decided to spit at his classmates, a major bozo no-no from every angle., so, to bring things full circle, i am thankful that my boy has had all of his shots! […]


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