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f*** you (with dedication to the susan g. komen foundation)
February 2nd, 2012 by wrekehavoc

susan g. komen foundation, this one’s for you.

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yesterday morning, i woke up to my favorite newscasters sharing the info that the susan g. komen foundation had decided to no longer provide funding to planned parenthood because of their relatively-new policy of not giving funding to any grantees currently under investigation. i first thought to myself, wow. this can’t possibly be a smart public relations move. and my second thought?

f*** you, susan g. komen foundation.

so basically, the same people who have an army of lawyers running about suing everyone who uses the phrase for the cure, the same people who have spent oodles of money blocking legislation that would actually help women who are patients, the same people headed by a woman who has  corporate interests in multiple organizations that might cloud her original purpose — are now messing with poor women and their ability to get cancer screenings.

particular bronx cheers go to this woman and this woman, both of whom are right-to-lifers who apparently care more about a blastocyst than a real, living human being, as blogger southernbeale shared in a righteous rant. who knows — they could be pressuring other cancer charities as well. here’s hoping those charities don’t bow to this sort of pressure.

i’m just delighted to see people taking the opportunity to send pledges to planned parenthood. many are asking that their donation be sent in honor of the susan g. komen race for the cure, which ensures that their honoree will get a lovely card from planned parenthood. i’m sure it’s suitable for framing. (i’d frame it, anyway.) in one day, over $600k rolled in to planned parenthood. so hey, all you right-to-lifers — you’d better start coughing up some cash to support SGK now.

yes, yes, they are a private nonprofit. they are entitled to give money to any organizations they want. but see, there are all these people who have dedicated time and energy toward fundraising for this behemoth of a group. those adorable ladies in pink who walk miles and miles and collect dollars upon dollars to help in the fight against breast cancer. they’re not going to shill for you anymore. they were willing to raise gazillions of dollars for you when you were a fighter for the cure. now, you’re apparently a fighter for the cure — for anti-abortion folks, only.

(note to karen handel: you’d better start your serious outreach to the teaparty types. like, yesterday.)

and another thing: people aren’t going to be buying pink shit anymore. corporate sponsors don’t like when you up and change your mission like that. they get jumpy. more importantly to them, their investors sometimes get a bit jumpy. and you know the expression: money talks, and bullshit walks. those corporate sponsors will walk right out of your big-ass, multimillion-dollar pink tent.

and now people are learning more about your history. as for me, after reading lots of material, i have come to the conclusion that you’ve turned into a big-ol’ marketing machine. fuck the cure — instead, let’s market our organization.  to paraphrase from one of my political heroes, it’s about the brand, stupid. that, and our executive paychecks and possibly our political clout.

don’t misunderstand me: i’m willing to listen about how your organization’s dollars have actually funded any sort of progress towards a cure. my mother lost both breasts to breast cancer, so believe-you-me, i am VERY interested in progress toward a cure. give me a holler when you’ve got that info.

in the meantime, what you have here is a brand, a brand supported by marketing and marketing and more marketing. and honey, lots of marketing dollars will shrivel up drier than a witch’s, well, you know what body part i’m talkin’ ’bout. SOMEONE’S got to pay all the lawyers and nancy brinker’s and karen handel’s and all those other folks’ salaries.

but it won’t be me.

i’ll just post this video for now. for the cure.

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5 Responses  
  • Sarah writes:
    February 2nd, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Yoest said, “We’re so used to seeing Planned Parenthood succeed at defining themselves as the trendy place to be.”

    Yeah, that’s why women go there. For the stylin’ affordable Pap smears and those hipster breast exams. Accessorize with a sliding scale, mama.

  • Meg writes:
    February 2nd, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    sing it, sister!

  • MemeGRL writes:
    February 2nd, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    Amen.

  • Elaine writes:
    February 3rd, 2012 at 1:34 am

    I think you used every phrase from my childhood that I thought only parents from Kansas used. And believe-you-me, I love you for that. I thought references to witches you know whats were exclusive to my upbringing. But…the real question is, I have never heard anyone but my mom and her siblings you the phase “wouldn’t that just frost your grannies balls” – have you heard it?

    And, of course, dollars to PP, and I’m taking all the outrage at SGK as a sign that the left is WAKING UP and tired of being rolled by some right-wing nut jobs.

  • wrekehavoc writes:
    February 3rd, 2012 at 5:35 am

    heh, kansas by way of NJ 😉 maybe our moms and dads when to the same parenting school 😉 although i’ve heard about ball frosting, but not on grannies!

    let’s hope this energizes folks to really think about what all the candidates stand for. just because they have pleasant personas (and not all of them do!) doesn’t mean that policy-wise, they won’t smack you in a way that you would like. to put it mildly.


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