BS is my witness. and let me preface this: i am not pregnant. N-O-T not.

tonight, BC is on a “i wanna be a big sister” kick. she asked me if i could go to the hospital and go get my baby. those who know my circumstances know that this conversation brought a few tears to my eyes. but i hid them. and i explained that it takes some time before a baby is ready to be born.

BC insists that she is going to have a baby sister. so then, i asked BC what her sister's name is.

BC said: Dumb Slut.

i am really, really not making this up.