i am a dumbass. i am a dumbass. i am a dumbass.

i took my car to the carwash today, and somewhere, my volvo's keyless remote slipped off my keyring. and i have looked high and low, and i have asked every car wash employee for its whereabouts. and no one knows. i can't believe the damn thing is gone. and it is going to cost me a shitload of money, i am sure, to get a new one.

i am a dumbass.