ok, who let kelly osbourne sing? ozzy should have his head bit off by a bat for letting her cover madonna. there is something surreal about kelly osbourne crooning “papa don't preach,” as if her father would be even think about screaming moralistic anti-abortion slogans at her. she gets two points for having multi-colored '80s hair, but beyond that, it is like watching teeny-boppers' stupid home videos. why, oh why did i click on it???

of course, the best part about it all is her quote:

“I didn't choose the song. My mom did and asked me to do it. I'm kind of crapping myself because I don't think I'm a very good singer.” Kelly Osbourne

another wily sharon osbourne production.